Well, as you might imagine, I have a pretty good life, although it can be a bit dull. Usually I rely on Mommy and Daddy for entertainment on the weekends. However, both seemed too busy to play with me today. Don't believe me, you say? Well that's why I figured out how to use this camera--to obtain proof of their (lack of) parenting skills. When I went looking for Mommy, here's what she was doing.
Note how her back is to me, not even paying attention. Not only that, notice my E-M-P-T-Y sippy cup. What's a little man have to do to get a drink around here? Obviously a lot, as Mommy igorned my pleas for a drink and shoed me away. Fortunately (I thought), Daddy would want to play. And he was playing when I found him. Playing the piano. Again I tried to get him to come play WITH ME but much like Mommy, I was shunned.
I went looking for Auburn--boy's best friend, right? Lazy bitch just wanted to lie there and lick her paws. 
So I ask you there in webland: Does anyone want to come play with me?
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